orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

happiest:

do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time

zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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caputdraconis:

pricksatmywindow:

i’m terrified of sounding mean on the internet so i always add too many exclamation marks and smiley faces but i think it makes me sound like a primary school teacher

bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything