MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY PAIN TWIN
DIRECTOR: do you mean your stunt double
MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY AGONY SHADOW WHO SUFFERS FOR ME
“A Movie Star Names Things“ - Mallory Ortberg (via freshprinceof-pyke)posted by tyrannosaurus-trainwreck
alexmundaythrufriday reblogged this from theroseandthebeast
wish-i-had-robin-wings liked this
maawi1253 reblogged this from wabbitwanderer95 - maawi1253 liked this
gamelpar liked this idontevenhavealife reblogged this from the-average-gatsby
asolagamento reblogged this from angoasa 
iamfromthesun reblogged this from daddyfuckedme 
asolagamentoo reblogged this from angoasa mssassypants76 liked this
lumi-nous reblogged this from daddyfuckedme
theeyesarewatching liked this missspayne reblogged this from daddyfuckedme
queens-gardener liked this
sadlybadly liked this
yellowenvelope reblogged this from penetrates 
flrdgs liked this - twelfths liked this
joyandcrown liked this 
road-killed liked this 
theoriginalbread liked this stickiefingers liked this
fuckityallimdoingit liked this
baldheadedbarbie liked this hurtatfirst reblogged this from penetrates
gratefulgalaxy liked this penetrates reblogged this from daddyfuckedme
keycchan liked this
bdlovely reblogged this from daddyfuckedme 
renegade-era reblogged this from daddyfuckedme loveseat liked this
butterslutsquash reblogged this from daddyfuckedme - killerdaddymoose liked this
adaptx reblogged this from daddyfuckedme - adaptx liked this
- saintsageoffifthst liked this
radgoats liked this - bisexuality-all-day liked this
tyrannosaurus-trainwreck posted this
- Show more notes